Following the high ratings other Kardashian reality shows have earned by pulling in millions of hate-watchers, E! has announced plans to do yet more spin-offs featuring yet more Kardashians…and some of them aren’t even Kardashians!
According to Showbizspy, Kylie and Kendall Jenner have already landed their own spin-off reality show, if you can refer to indelible documentation of the dumb things you say when you’re a teenager as something you “land.” If you don’t know who these tykes are, they’re the 14- and 16-year-old daughters that Kim’s mom Kris had with her second husband, human root vegetable Bruce Jenner. (Also, I envy you.)
Bonnie Hammer, Chairman of NBCU Cable Entertainment and Cable Studios, said in a statement that she’s hoping for “two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs,” one of which will feature the two high schoolers, and one of which will feature Rob “don’t you know who I am?” Kardashian. How they’re going to milk out two more is anyone’s guess; perhaps they’ll start counting each individual pet and baby as a distinct Kardashian worthy of its own show and branding scheme.
The saddest line of the Showbizspy article, however, comes at the end when it weakly justifies why the Jenner kids are notable (aside from whose mother’s vagina they came out of, I mean): “Kendall recently launched a modelling career while Kylie is dating Australian pop star Cody Simpson.” I never thought I’d say this, but point Kendall Jenner.
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