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More Horrid Kardashian Spin-Offs Imminent

Following the high ratings other Kardashian reality shows have earned by pulling in millions of hate-watchers, E! has announced plans to do yet more spin-offs featuring yet more Kardashians…and some of them aren’t even Kardashians!

According to Showbizspy, Kylie and Kendall Jenner have already landed their own spin-off reality show, if you can refer to indelible documentation of the dumb things you say when you’re a teenager as something you “land.” If you don’t know who these tykes are, they’re the 14- and 16-year-old daughters that Kim’s mom Kris had with her second husband, human root vegetable Bruce Jenner. (Also, I envy you.)

Bonnie Hammer, Chairman of NBCU Cable Entertainment and Cable Studios, said in a statement that she’s hoping for “two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs,” one of which will feature the two high schoolers, and one of which will feature Rob “don’t you know who I am?” Kardashian. How they’re going to milk out two more is anyone’s guess; perhaps they’ll start counting each individual pet and baby as a distinct Kardashian worthy of its own show and branding scheme.

The saddest line of the Showbizspy article, however, comes at the end when it weakly justifies why the Jenner kids are notable (aside from whose mother’s vagina they came out of, I mean): “Kendall recently launched a modelling career while Kylie is dating Australian pop star Cody Simpson.” I never thought I’d say this, but point Kendall Jenner.

Beyonce Is Faking Her Pregnancy!

No way there’s an actual baby in there, right? So, what the hell? Why is Beyonce doing this? The rumor circulating is that the singer and her husband Jay-Z have hired a surrogate to carry the child. Presumably, the couple assumes that admitting so much would make them look bad, so they’re faking things with a foam fetus. Which makes Beyonce quotes like, “I want you to feel the love that’s growing inside me,” said at the MTV VMAs when her “pregnancy” was revealed, feel awfully manipulative.


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Beyoncé Is Faking The ‘Boobs-Getting-Bigger’ Part Of Her Pregnancy, Too
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Beyonce is officially 30-years-old, although there has been speculation her entire career that she’s actually several years older than that. So, conceivably, Beyonce feels she’s at an age when it’s no longer prudent to carry a child. The lies, they continue to mount!

So far Beyonce and Jay-Z have refused to comment. So, will they come clean or keep up the charade with an ever-expanding collection of prosthetics? And how bad will the backlash be? The child is due is February, so we have many more months to watch the saga unfold… and pop back into shape, etc.

UPDATE: Beyonce’s publicist has called the news, “Stupid, ridiculous and false.” All right, then.

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, More Walk 2011 MTV EMAs Red Carpet

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The stars were out in Ireland tonight as the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards finally went down in Belfast. This year’s show saw some of the biggest and brightest names in pop music go head to head for awards and hit the stage as performers. And of course before the show could kick-off, the stars strutted the red carpet. The long and exciting list of EMA attendees who worked it down the carpet included Selena Gomez, who pulled triple-duty as nominee, host, and performer, her boyfriend Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Adam Lambert, Bruno Mars, Coldplay, Jason Derulo, Jessie J, LMFAO, and many more.
Click through to the gallery above to see tons of photos of your favorite stars on the 2011 EMA red carpet.

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